- Opening and a preview of the show
- Headlines -- GOP Presidential Nomination Update; There should be a WWE-style entrance and title belts for politicians; The Rock; and Wrestlemania 28 Preview
- Good Cop / Bad Cop -- The NFL Quarterback Carousel (Peyton/Tebow); New NFL overtime rules in the regular season; Ron Burgundy announces Anchorman 2
- In honor of The Boss being in Philadelphia, Bruce Springsteen Doubleshot!
- "What The Flabbygab?!" News -- Russian President Dmitry Mededev's lost cat has its own Twitter account; Teenage girl gets stuck in garbage chute trying to recover a lost cell phone; Fake Borat Kazakhstan national anthem played as the real one at a Kuwait shooting championship; Austrian man willing to saw off his own foot in order to continue getting unemployment benefits; Man killed after being buried under a mountain of pinto beans; Former head of TSA searches at airports blogs about odd things he confiscated from fliers, including weapons in beauty products, snakes in someone's pants, chainsaw, and a spear gun.
- Rich's Dramatic Reading -- A Philadelphia Man's "m4w" Craigslist Post
- The Rock says Philadelphia is the city of ass-kickers & Closing
Playlist:
- D-Generation X Theme
- "Hells Bells" by AC/DC
- "Written In My Face" by Sean Jenness (Sheamus Theme Song)
- "Badlands" by Bruce Springsteen
- "Atlantic City" by Bruce Springsteen
- "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers
- "The Great Beyond" by R.E.M.