- Fake Intro Opening
- Headlines: Glenn Beck's Triumvirate of Failure
- Dubie's Men of the Week: WBC World Heavyweight Champion Vitali Klitschko & Matt Knetzger
- "What The Flabbygab?!" News: Burglar steals cremated remains in Manatee County; Man sues Bank of America for "1,784 Billion-Trillion Dollars"; Texas flies U.S. Flag with only 43 stars
- Fan Phone Call: Finding out what "1,784 Billion-Trillion Dollars" is in Turkish Lira
- Good Cop / Bad Cop: Phillies remove Lidge as closer; Nationals lose 100 games for second consecutive season; Lions actually win a game; New York City winning
- Conclusion where they ignore the music cue to end show
Playlist:
- D-Generation X Theme
- "Bulletproof" by La Roux
- "Comfortably Numb" by Pink Floyd
- "Big Jack" by AC/DC
- "The Captain" by Kasey Chambers
- "Uprising" by Muse
- "United States of Eurasia" by Muse
- "The Spirit of Radio" by Rush
- "Let It Rain" by Eric Clapton