- Opening: Microphone Confusion; Comments about the all-nighter; Dubie's Warhead Candy Double-Drops!
- Headlines, Part One: President Obama sends more troops to Afghanistan& Sarah Palin's Booktour
- Bill Cosby & Drugs: Bill Cosby releases rap album; Cosby SNL skit; Can selling drugs be morally acceptable if it's to put food on the table?; Rich loves the Pelican clip from Scarface
- Dubie reads the hell out of a PSA
- "What The Flabbygab?!" News: Cow licks a house, causes damage; Daniel Boss (LIKE A BOSS) rubs hamburger in wife's face during argument; 100-Proof Vodka Turkey for the holidays!
- Rich and Irving try to pronounce Dubie's Ukrainian Drinking Song
- Irv requests "Smoke On The Water" but fails; Rich starts singing
- 2nd Ukrainian pronunciation attempt; Dubie is surprised
- Irv beat-boxes, Rich fails at rapping
- Rich and Dubie discuss NFL while Irv provides great background music
- Closing & Special Bonus Ending clip!
Playlist:
- D-Generation X Theme
- "You Dropped A Bomb On Me" by The Gap Band
- "Brown Sugar" by The Rolling Stones
- "It Don't Come Easy" by Ringo Starr
- Dubie's Ukrainian Drinking Song: "Pour Me A Drink, Brethren, Into My Crystal Chalice"
- "Smoke On The Water" by Deep Purple
- "Just What I Needed" by The Cars
- "Long Road to Ruin" by Foo Fighters
- "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey